There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”
When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.
Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger
GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R
WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
i only get stronger the more everyone sees this
Sex in a music video. HNNNNGG
No snowman picture has ever affected me like this one.
it must be global warming
What the fuck are cats
Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh
This is not ok.
Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.
Well fuck you too
THIS STILL HURTS
Dream Hampton (via spookypoolparty)
Not afraid to admit this, because the lesson was necessary.
Oh I intend to.
Calvin’s snowmen are breathtaking achievements and I will accept no disputes
I freaking love Calvin’s snowmen
They forgot the best one though!
Accurate description of ponies