[They are] people I’ve fallen in love with who are soon going to have...– The all too right Joss Whedon on the cast of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (from the ABC Upfronts) Joss understands his fanbase. (via nudityandnerdery)
crisscrosscutout: roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post
its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out And...
angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
ladyavenger: no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
EATING WHILE WATCHING HANNIBAL
OH C'MON LET'S NOT FORGET THESE GUYS...
nightdidoop: yes mom he’s 44 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot
confusedtree: Earlier today this one girl was talking about how racism only happens if you’re too sensitive and that words are just words and that rather than being offended by how dismissive of the experiences of people who deal with racism she was being, you should just be like her and not let it affect you. Then she announced that she was going to smoke a bowl and watch this week’s Game of...
roachpatrol: Has anyone made a videogame where you’re a princess locked at the top of a tower and have to fight your way down to ground level? Because dang. Like, think about it: you’re given this nice little room and no objectives at all and when you open the door the guard says ‘stay in there’ so you wait and nothing happens and you open the door again and try and walk out and the guard...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
mamamantis: desliz: cumaeansibyl: farorescourage: You can’t be a misandrist and have a boyfriend. mis·an·dry (Noun) The hatred of men by women: “her feminism is just poorly disguised misandry”. Remember that. By the very definition of the word, you are a hypocrite if you claim to be a misandrist and you have a boyfriend. Tell that to the misogynist men who have girlfriends. I hope...
she5los: Being a feminist is kind of like being Bruce Banner. “My secret is… I’m always sick of this bullshit.”
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring: agentscully: WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
blackbruise: do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
I’m not necessarily “Queer” in Cherokee contexts, because differences are not...– Qwo-Li Driskill: “Stolen From Out Bodies: First Nations Two-Spirits/Queers and the Journey to a Sovereign Erotic” (via livelaughawesome) Not a TWoC, but the point is very much relevant to our struggle within white-centric society. - Saandusti (via trannypowah)
vivianvivisection: Reverse racism is like when an antelope tramples down a lion in order to escape, and all the other lions around it call out “Reverse carnivorism! REVERSE CARNIVORISM! JUST AS BAD AS THE LIONS EATING YOU!”
bloodysigils: do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
moriartylaughingalonewithcrown: vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people i couldn’t resist
thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very...
werelemur: trapghoul: note to women: not all men are rapists but don’t dress like a whore and be responsible for your actions because all men are rapists You forgot “be clear about your boundaries with men, but don’t ever directly say no, because you might hurt their feelings and not be ladylike, and unladylike women deserve whatever happens to them.”
I rang the literary editors of a few ‘respected’ papers and asked them how much...– Dale Spender, correspondence, in Dale and Lynne Spender, Scribbling Sisters (Camden Press, 1986), pp. 31-32 (via radtransfem)