The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
New project tiiiime.
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
saying “if it benefits all genders, why is it called feminism?” is like saying “if they rescue cats from trees, why are they called fire fighters?”
plenty of things serve more than one purpose, but some are a bit of a higher priority on account of being a more urgent requirement
People say to you, ‘you’ve changed’, or something like that, well, I hope, for the sake of God that you have changed, because I don’t want to be the same person all my life. I want to be growing, I want to be expanding. I want to be changing. Because animate things change, inanimate things don’t change. Dead things don’t change. And the heart should be alive, it should be changing, it should be moving, it should be growing, its knowledge should be expanding. — Hamza Yusuf (via vrawdopest)
(Source: fourteendrawings, via katgezicht)
I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it
this is where I found it
but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery
original source thanks to a lovely individual
so anyone who’s been following me knows i’ve had a lot of money problems at the moment and i’m a mentally ill trans individual who can’t work right now. however! i do make some lil pieces of jewellery in my spare time and i have an etsy:
if anyone would be interested, i have various pieces up at the moment and i’ll be putting even more up in the following week or so. i’m also open to commissions so if you have a piece of jewellery in particular you want, you can message me and i can see what i can do!
spreading the word or signal boosts are also super appreciated, as i’m kinda desperate for money right now!